Inspiration

> A man with one watch always knows what time it is.  A man with two watches is never sure. – ASL

> Be Excellent to Each Other and Party on Dudes! – Bill & Ted

> Do your best.  Fuck the rest.  – Cookie

> Don’t Panic.  – Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

> Humility built my castle.  Ego can only destroy it. – Cookie

> I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. – Ashleigh Brilliant.

> If you can’t eat popcorn off your own dick, who can? – T. Metters

> If you’re going to complain, complain quietly.  For down the street, a man is dying. – ASL

> In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins – not through strength but through perseverance.

> In this world full of wonderful things, we should all be as happy as kings – SLA

> Never let your sense of morals keep you from doing what is right. – Salvor Hardin, Foundations Edge, Isaac Asimov

> People are funny; they spend money they don’t have to buy things they don’t need to impress people they don’t like.

> People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realize how seldom they do.

> Silence is the ultimate weapon of power; it is also one of the hardest arguments to dispute.

> The Answer to the Great Question… Of Life, the Universe and Everything… Is…Forty-two.  – Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

> The strongest religion you can have is believing in yourself – SLA

> When you can’t change the direction of the wind, adjust your sails. – Max DePree

> Wherever you are, that’s the place to be. – E. Luster, Mike Damone (Fast Times at Ridgemont High – 1982)

> YES and NO are the two most important words that you will ever say.  These are the two words that determine your destiny in life.

> No one give a shit about your product or your service.  I only care about it to the extent that it helps me move away from pain and towards pleasure.